Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

Barack Obama and Rudy Guiliani shaking what their mommas apparently provided them with.

Every week Pinko Magazine offers an essential survivial guide: The things worth taking a romantic trip to Vermont for, and the things best dealt with… discretely.

Chelsea Clinton goes to my coffee shop! She’s there RIGHT NOW if you want to ask her about hedge fund advice, or follow her to see if she goes to Chinatown to shake down recent immigrants for $2300 donations.
She was actually super pretty and very low key. she did NOT seem to sense, intuitively, that [...]

Using Pinko Magazine’s faux-patented, quasi-scientific system, we finally end to the age-old debate: who is the best of the Wests?
Is it Cornel West, the man who taught us, although it sounds obvious, that race really does matter? Or, is it Kanye West, the man who brought conflict free and conspicuous consumption together at long last?
The [...]

Vanessa Williams you slut! Twenty-three years after being stripped of her Ms. America title because some naked-semi-hot-gay-action photos turned up in Penthouse, Vanessa Williams is my new guilty pleasure.
Starring on Salma Hayek’s telenovela adaption Ugly Betty, Williams is the best thing on a show that has its politics right. Who would imagine that a show [...]