Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

While vacationing in the Chicago suburbs with the family, we stopped in a local CVS so my wife could get a strep throat test at the pioneer ing leader in retail health care, the Minute Clinic.
While I waited to see if the rest of our vacation would be spent (a) laid out on my in-law’s [...]

Based on our recent findings, we have 3 predictions for the coming winter:

Continued fallout from his relationship with Bernard Kerik will spell the end of Rudolph Giuliani’s Presidential ambitions, particularly if the Judith Regan sex tapes are dirty enough.
Hillary Clinton’s campaign will find itself in third place after surprise upsets in both Iowa and New [...]

This week we abort some things, and gay marry others. Its “what’s hot/what’s not,” for lefty people with some emotional problems.

At 8:30 this morning, city workers showed up and planted three dozen trees on my street. The tree-planting is part of a strategy to plant over a million trees citywide, reducing New York’s carbon footprint and improving air quality.
Last month my neighbor, who right now sees only hookers, concrete and blight through the dirty sheet [...]

This week was big. Pakistan blew up. California blew up. (Or kept blowing up.) Some creepy Washington State legistlator blew a neighbor. Alex Rodriguez blew his reputation. In the end, Daylight was saved. What does it all mean? Pinko sorts through the moments and ideas worthy of matching tuxedos, and the events and milestones crying [...]