Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

This week we abort some things, and gay marry others. Its “what’s hot/what’s not,” for lefty people with some emotional problems.

Gay Marry It
Your superintendent for finally turning on the heat.

Abort It
Hillary Clinton for her new campaign slogan: “Turn Up the Heat,”

Gay Marry It
Giving children gifts this holiday season made from organic, local, sustainable materials.

Abort It
Giving children gifts this holiday season made of lead and the date rape drug.

Gay Marry It
McDreamy and Sandra Oh walking the picket lines in the writers strike.

Abort It
Having to emotionally engage with our significant others in the time usually spent watching Grey’s Anatomy.

Gay Marry It
Bridge players getting all political.

Abort It
This bridge player getting all naked. These bridge players getting all naked without Pinko’s Editor. Ted Stevens bridge to nowhere.

Gay Marry It
Drew Carey, smoking pot.

Abort It
Drew Carey, smoking hot?

Under Supreme Court Deliberation
This restaurant is made entirely out of toilet parts. Is that amazing? Or disgusting? Do note the of their totally gross (amazing?) ice cream servings.

About The Author - Stirling McLaughlin is an Art Director, Designer and Illustrator in New York City. Stirling enjoys vegan baking, expensive sportswear and mustard and relish sandwiches. Stirling lives in Manhattan with his wife and daughter. - Visit Stirling's site.