Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

This week, the last Gay Marry It, Or Abort It of 2007. Read it out loud at midnight.

Seattle has found a pretty awesome way to popularize mass transit: The SLUT. Last month Seattle unveiled the “South Lake Union Trolley,” a new line connecting several disparate sections of downtown. While clearly there is a lot for Pinko to work with here (AmFuck anyone?), we are most excited about the SLUT’s hot, tight, naughty [...]

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Mike Huckabee is quickly becoming the candidate to beat among the Republican presidential hopefuls. According to a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll released Tuesday Huckabee would get his ass unceramoniously handed to him by all three of the top Democrats (even the black jihadist!) For these reasons, Pinko Magazine is throwing all of its support behind [...]

Gay people are disgusting. We’re sex-obsessed, disease-riddled, and we’re destroying the ozone layer through our extreme use of hair product. Also there totally isn’t a park in anywhere America you can walk through late at night without someone trying to give you a handjob. That’s why I am so relieved to find a Presidential candidate [...]

This has got to be the best present a little Jewish boy could get from Hanukkah Harry this year: a restoration of God’s gift AND better lovemaking! Yes, I have asked all my friends and family to put the 4Restore Natural Foreskin Restorer under my Hanukkah bush tonight. From the fabulous 4Restore.com website:
With Foreskin Natural [...]

A bold prediction: The gloved one will return from oblivion with the big summer hit of 2008. This weekend The Washington Post reported on Michael Jackson’s “makeover” for Ebony Magazine; Jackson takes the cover of their December issue looking … not-freakish. Or not too freakish. Or freakish in context. Personally I’ve always thought Jackson was [...]