Pinko Magazine Endorses Huckabee

Mike Huckabee is quickly becoming the candidate to beat among the Republican presidential hopefuls. According to a CNN/Opinion Research Corp. poll released Tuesday Huckabee would get his ass unceramoniously handed to him by all three of the top Democrats (even the black jihadist!) For these reasons, Pinko Magazine is throwing all of its support behind Huckabee’s losing presidential bid. If you need any further persuasion, see the below video, posted by Mike Caulfield at The Huffington Post.

As you can see, Mr. Huckabee has already won us over with his claims that safe sex, and more specifically AIDS prevention, is comparable to smoking, drunk driving and domestic violence. With any luck, and a little help from us, we are hoping to see Huckabee handedly take the Republican nomination just in time to be hammered in to the ground like a tent peg by our boy Obama.Good luck Mike! We are right behind you!

About The Author - Stirling McLaughlin is an Art Director, Designer and Illustrator in New York City. Stirling enjoys vegan baking, expensive sportswear and mustard and relish sandwiches. Stirling lives in Manhattan with his wife and daughter. - Visit Stirling's site.

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  2. [...] Last December we went out on a limb and endorsed a dark horse for President: Mike Huckabee. Why? His proposal to quarantine AIDS patients just rubbed us the right way. “This guy has a [...]

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