Gay Marry It, or Abort It? December 31, 2007
This week, the last Gay Marry It, Or Abort It of 2007. Read it out loud at midnight.
Gay Marry It
News that Barack Obama is polling strong in Iowa.
Abort It
New holiday gear at the Barack Obama online store. A “got hope” tshirt? Oh man …
Gay Marry It
This bike. Dutch people made it out of bamboo!
Abort It
This toy, mostly because its contaminated with the date rape drug. Honestly though its pretty lame to begin with.
Gay Marry It
This flying alarm clock.
Abort It
Uhm, sundials we guess. Silly sundials.
Gay Marry It
Bugs wearing condoms.
Abort It
Jamie Lynn-Spears baby.
Gay Marry It
Juno
Abort It
Charlie Wilson’s War. Tom Hanks doesn’t snort coke in hot tubs with hookers!
We’re so confused by this we can’t even pick up the phone to make an appointment at the women’s center, though clearly we need to
Ron Paul’s suggestion on Meet the Press that instead of having a civil war, the north should have just bought all the slaves and then freed them.
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