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TOKYO, Japan (AP) — A teenager who posed as a wealthy playboy and went on an extravagant spending spree at a nightclub has been arrested after trying to skip out on his bill, police said Saturday. The 16-year-old boy entered a hostess bar in Niiza City near Tokyo on Wednesday night and — over the course of six hours — ordered two bottles of Dom Perignon champagne as well as 60 glasses of whiskey, beer and cocktails, said local police officer Hitoshi Morohashi.

The boy also sang karaoke songs with several hostesses, Morohashi said.

For the record when I was 16, my best friend Erin and used to spend Friday’s wandering around BWI airport trying to meet “interesting people from interesting places,” and sometimes we played capture the flag. Also, once, I drank a fuzzy navel.

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