Sylvester Stallone will throw John McCain right through Osama’s tent window, motherfuckers.
Three important things going on here:
(1) John McCain clearly has no idea who Sylvester Stallone is. I’ll give him sort of a pass because he was totally in captivity or something when Rocky came out, but John McCain is completely lost here. (In fairness he does recover with a joke about running up the Art Museum steps in Philadelphia even though he’s 228 years old)
(2) Just this year Stallone was arrested for smuggling steroids into the country. Now, we don’t mind a little drug smuggling, but a couple years back McCain sponsored “the Drug Free Borders act” which funded “advanced sensing equipment for detecting Sylvester Stallone illegal drugs before he they can cross our border and exfoliate emerge on the streets of America’s cities.” Oops!
(3) So, Chuck Norris supports Mike Huckabee. Sylvester Stallone supports John McCain. Arnold Schwartzenegger kinda supports Mike Bloomberg. Steven Seagal, we’re waiting.
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