Baseball, hot abs, Brady Anderson, tmz.com

brady, undiesUhm, so this is kind of off any relevant Pinko topic, but when I was 12 and simultaneously a rabid Baltimore Orioles fan AND a sexually-confused, pre-pubescent budding homosexual, I had the biggest crush ever on totally awesome and extremely hot center fielder Brady Anderson. Anderson became an huge sensation in 1992 when he made the all star team and grew Luke Perry, 90210 sideburns (omg!). He also hit 50 home runs (rawr) in 1996. Given that all I ever wanted to do in the world was to round the bases and hit the showers with my star center-fielder, you can imagine my dismay at the story from TMZ.com that Anderson, now 42, has been trowling the internet for girls and using extremely bad pickup lines. Anderson even resorted to texting photos of his abs. TMZ has the video which is extremely arousing disturbing. I love Brady but my cell is 2158881006 ewwww!

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8 Responses

  1. Ah, Brady. That poster adorned my dorm room walls of QA for three years.

  2. [...] Anderson’s sex lifereally funny post about the orioles ex-centerfielder and his many conquests!http://pinkomag.com/2008/01/29/baseball-hot-abs-brady-anderson-tmzcom/Jeter hurt as Orioles beat up on Yankees - USATODAY.comJust when the slumping New York Yankees got [...]

  3. Excellent essay and site. I put a link to your compassion essay on my website. Good work.

  4. Thanks a lot for this post

  5. [...] Yesterday Pinko reader Ying-sun encouraged me to show some love for San Francisco Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum, who won the National League Cy Young Award. I looked him up and decided that he just wasn’t hot enough for a shout-out. Don’t get me wrong, I love baseball and have written glowingly in this space about my youthful affection for Baltimore Orioles outfielder Brady Anderson. [...]

  6. Hmmm, I am tempted to try this.

  7. Hmmm, I am tempted to try this.

  8. I came across. Thank you.

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