Hot people vote (2): Returns are coming in …
… and its not pretty. The first three images after the jump.
From Stirling:
Totally not a hot person voting, though we will pat his ass, since turnabout is fair play. His wife Maria IS hot, kind of, in a Kennedy-way, and she supported Barack Obama. Chilly night in the (likely enormous) Kennedy-Schwarzenegger bed tonight …
Sienna reported from Queens that she saw lots of very, very erotically-hot people voting but since she hadn’t gotten my email yet she couldn’t take pictures of any private parts or lever pulling. Still she sends in this visual dispatch but it’s not from today and they aren’t real people:
The best I could do was dig this up from the LA Times. While it’s possible that young man might someday be hot, right now it’s too soon to tell. The dad was a complete fox in high school though:
Sidenote: The LA Times photo was accompanied by this headline: “Barack Obama surges to early lead in voting … in Indonesia.” It’s about American’s voting abroad for their “hometown boy,” and clearly muslim muslim muslim Obama-from-Indonesia is going to be a very helpful conversation for us to have as often as possible if Obama gets the nomination. Thanks LA Times!
Anyway, as of noon the hot people have not yet voted en masse. Can’t someone just send me one little photo of themselves stuffing a ballot box?
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ben, you suggesting that maria shriver is hot is one of the most disappointing statements a friend has made in a long time.