Mike Huckabee Wants to Put Salt on You.
Mike Huckabee wants to put salt on you, or something to that effect. If this doesn’t sound sexy to you, that’s because it isn’t. We aren’t exactly sure what he’s going on about but here is the video he posted late last month on the Christian Youtube clone Godtube. He explains, among other things, why he thinks the national sodium count is on the low side.
Now, you may be saying to yourself “Self, Youtube is an open forum on which anyone can post anything. Why would you create an entire new website just for Christian videos? Why, that would be like creating an all new Wikipedia or a new Myspace. Why would you do that?” The simple answer is that God works in mysterious ways. Network effect be damned!
It should be noted that republicans aren’t the only ones jumping on the Godtube™ Godwagon™. When we went to check out the Huckabee video, there was a big banner ad for Barack Obama. Funny… I thought he was a radical Muslim extremist…
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Sheesh. I didn’t realize that as a single mother I was dragging all of society down with me.
My bad.
Nice job Thera! Why don’t you go gay marry some dude while you’re at it! Wait, what?
I would . . . but it’s hard to find the time. Making society pay it’s toll is really very time consuming. Plus I have to hug all of those trees, sort my recycling, and not go to church. You know, maybe a teeny sprinkling of salt would simplify things for me.