McCaingerous totally got some.

Feb 20th, 2008 | By benwyskida | Category: Uncategorized
ewwwOMG John McCain totally banged a lobbyist. A New York Times investigation (just posted a little while ago) alleges that McCain's aides were so concerned about his relationship with a lobbyist that they "instructed staff members to block the woman’s access, privately warned her away and repeatedly confronted him." McCaingerous, of course, cheated on his first wife with his second wife because his first wife had gotten too fat while McCain was in captivity in Vietnam. Now comes this viagra commercial bombshell that the "Straight Talk Express" was making some stops at the Motel 6. This raises a number of important questions, including: -- Ewww? -- Why? -- How? -- Does it still work? -- Will this image ever leave my head? -- Does "being wronged" turn Cindy McCaingerous, who totally looks like the most faboo drag queen ever, into the queen of all drag queens? -- Does this mean Cindy McCaingerous gets to run for Senator from Arizona and then ultimately President? -- Is it just me, or does the lobbyist, Vicki Iseman, look kind of like the actress who played Corky Sherwood on Murphy Brown? -- If he does end up as President, will occasional ruttings with young lobbyists keep McCaingerous from bombing the entire Middle East? If so I'm totally for it.
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  1. Stirling McLaughlin February 20th, 2008 8:50 pm

    Dude, we scooped WaPo on this one! They have a Naughty Miss Vicki story too.

  2. gmc February 21st, 2008 8:16 am

    OMG, My sides hurt. HILARIOUS and TOO OFTEN TRUE, but I hate myself for loving this.

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