Ashton Kutcher, Hepatitis.
He’s totally got it. From the NYT this morning:
The city’s health department is offering hepatitis A vaccinations “as a precautionary measure” to patrons who may have been exposed at Socialista, a West Village lounge and restaurant where a bartender was found to have the disease. Socialista is popular among celebrities, and Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore were photographed leaving it on one of the three nights the health department says the bartender was working.
I’d still touch it, only now more gingerly. Also since I’m not sure how this post fits the social mission of Pinko I’ll throw in a link for Hepatitis Screenings in New York, in case you’ve gone to socialista or you happen to be Ashton Kutcher. BTW, I know we’ve moved on but the new focus on Ashton Kutcher’s peace pipe does not in any way signal our lack of commitment to saving the world from the enormous Pacific trash blob.
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Wait, he got Hepatitis from the New York Times???
Also, unless this bartender was poopin’ in the ice trays, it’s unlikely that anyone is at any real risk. That being said, if I was bartending Ashton’s birthday party, I would totally poop in the ice trays.