Pinko goes to the Oscars.
A few quick thoughts, fresh off my 4th place Oscar pool placement:
** The real loser tonight? America. As the first two hours of Oscars unfolded and frenchman after frenchman then some scots then more french people won Oscars, all I could think was: the terrorists have won.
** Ruby Dee may be 113 years old but she looked crazy hot.
** In spite of the film Shadowboxer, where a cancer-ridden Helen Mirren banged Cuba Gooding Jr. in the most awkward sex scene ever, second only to Monique going down on the guy from Third Rock AND Cuba Gooding Jr. banging then killing Macy Gray all in the same movie, Helen Mirren is the hottest person alive in spite of being 456 years old.
** They said it was the greenest Oscars ever, but didn’t expound. Nobody cared.
** Did I see that commercial right? Puff Daddy and John Stamos starring in Raisin in the Sun? Dear god.
your favorite moments? Javier Bardem’s suit? Hillary Swank’s adams apple? Do tell in the comments!
About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.
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