Archive for February, 2008

McCain’s Actionable Item

Last night, while interviewing Michelle Obama, Larry King asked a question that neither I, nor Michelle, saw coming. Larry asked her what she thought about talk that, if nominated, John McCain might pick Condoleezza Rice as his running mate. The typically composed Ms. Obama was momentarily taken aback. Maybe she found this idea as ridiculous [...]

Rain or shine, TV.

A study by NASA found it rains more on weekdays than weekends. They speculate it’s due to commuting cars, but you know it’s due to millions of simultaneous wishes for an excuse to stay home and watch reruns of Desperate Housewives.
Cross your fingers and knock on wood too, and new episodes will be in [...]

Michael Jackson has a new/old song!

Amazing. (Actually a little mediocre, but we’ll take what we can get) From US Weekly, up just minutes ago (we’re so on it):
Usmagazine.com has exclusively obtained a never-before-heard Michael Jackson single, “For All Time.” He recorded it during the original Thriller sessions in 1982, but it was never completed … until now. [Dramatic [...]

No we can’t. Video on Republican John McCain.

Little silly, but makes its points. Also McCain totally stole the election in Washington State but nobody really cares. Whatevs.

Obama 5 for 5 in Post Super Tuesday Contests.

It’s official. With Nebraska, Washington, Louisiana, The U.S. Virgin Islands (It counts!) and Maine, Obama has swept every contest since Super Tuesday. Tonight’s win in Maine was especially important because it proves that Obama can win, not only among blacks and the highly educated, but among vikings in Carhartts as well. Obama [...]

Mike Huckabee Wants to Put Salt on You.

Mike Huckabee wants to put salt on you, or something to that effect. If this doesn’t sound sexy to you, that’s because it isn’t. We aren’t exactly sure what he’s going on about but here is the video he posted late last month on the Christian Youtube clone Godtube. He explains, among other things, why [...]

Top 10 People We’d Like to Waterboard

Despite what our government might say, waterboarding is torture. Sure, immobilizing a person on their back, with the head inclined downward, and pouring water over their face and into the breathing passages might sound like no big deal, but nope. It’s torture. Here at pinko, we strongly believe that no one deserve to be tortured. [...]

McCaingerous.

John McCain is going to be the Republican nominee for President, unless his age catches up with him between now and September and he remembers that he’s actually 3,800 years old and made of granite. That’s why he keeps winning New Hampshire … it’s his home state. Cha-ching! (Did that joke work at all?) Among [...]

Romney Out. Mormon Sad.

Story here.

Banning Plastic, Promoting Promiscuity

This video is good: an essay by Dinelle Lucchesi …

Did I say essay? I meant list. I’m too busy drinking a vitamin water, coveting coffee and feeling paranoid someone will notice my jeans are from The Gap. I can’t believe I just publicized that. Maybe instead of coffee I’ll have a kombucha. Anyways, [...]