What we learned in February.
BIG month. Insert obligatory February is the longest month of the year-ism here. The Pinko family grew, welcoming fabulous new contributors: Emily Valentine, Elicia, Matthew, Ying-sun, Dinelle, Arlaina and Sandy. More importantly, we all learned something this month. ["Oh Ben do tell us! What are the highlights!? Will they include a slightly disgusting and possibly even illegal mention of gobblers knob from the photo above?" ... "Yes. I will tell you. And no, they won't."] What we learned in February:
** Some people just need to be waterboarded.
** Only ugly people voted on Super Tuesday.
** A giant floating heap of trash in the Pacific will kill us all.
** McCaingerous totally banged his lobbyist. Ewww!
** Tokio Hotel is [repeat the following in 1.2 seconds in a high pitched, hysterical teen voice:] greatest band ever omg!
** Child slaves in Liberia make Firestone tires. And good pets!
** Vegan brownies taste so good. They taste as good as vibrators feel, especially in Texas.
Thanks everyone! Keep reading next month. New article ideas? Drop a comment below.
Oh shit! I almost forgot my favorite item this month. She’s ready; she’s tested; she has an enormous kill-machine sword: on Day One, only one woman was ready to lead. We learned that. This month. Too.
About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.
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