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Democratic presidential hopeful and chief McCain surrogate Hillary Clinton has had some pretty harsh things to say about her opponent recently. Most of her attacks have centered around the idea that he isn’t ready to be commander-in-chief. John McCain is ready. Hell, he is the dictionary definition of readiness. Hillary’s extensive crisis management experience with pal Sinbad makes her ready too. But Obama’s paltry experience amounts to squat when it comes to the totally made up all important commander-in-chief threshold.

Apparently losing 13 out of the last 16 winning Texas and Ohio has gone to Hillary’s head. She is forgetting the utter ineptitude that even she says Barack Hussein Himmler Goebbels Satan Obama represents! Now her and hubby Bill are pushing the idea of a potential Clinton Obama ticket. Note that Clinton comes before Obama here. Now that she is behind in the poplar vote, pledged delegates and almost every other conceivable metric, Hillary is thinking Obama might actually make a darn good VP!

So my question is this: If Obama isn’t ready to be commander-in-cheif, then what would he do as VP if President H. Clinton got hit by a meteor on day one and he had to be President all afternoon? Would she leave him her pin number so he could check the voice mail on the red phone at 3:01 a.m.? Can he be trusted with that kind of responsibility?? As a nation, can we take that chance?

Maybe we should all listen to what Hillary says and vote for John McCain.

About The Author - Stirling McLaughlin is an Art Director, Designer and Illustrator in New York City. Stirling enjoys vegan baking, expensive sportswear and mustard and relish sandwiches. Stirling lives in Manhattan with his wife and daughter. - Visit Stirling's site.