At the Flamingo. Walked through the lobby. Construction worker conference in progress. Extremely large man at the bar. Tshirt emblazoned with a knockoff of a “Snapple” logo. He sort of looked like Wendy the snapple lady, actually, only Wendy the snapple lady if she was a man and an HVAC contractor. The text on his tshirt, in place of “snapple,”: “Snatch.” Just “snatch,” as in, hmmm, yum, i like to drink … snatch. Or something. I guess he wants some … snatch. I’m not sure. I’m not shocked by much. But this extremely large man and his apparent thirst for “snatch” is a lot for me to get my brain around.
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Snapple lady was wendy kaufman… I dont like your idea on this… wendy is so kind..