Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

So, a New York custodian started his late night shift cleaning up the residual gluttony of a regular day at Times Square, and then KABOOM! Barack Obama suporters went fundamentalist and blew up New York just like his cousin Osama. Ok not quite, but this lovely lady was kind enough to warn youtubers of the violence the Obama campaign endorses (embed is disabled).

Uhm, hey Bitch, who you sayin’s Hussein? [Ed Note: We also think she said “recooters” instead of “recruiters,” which we’re taking as some sort of commentary on the christian rights “re-virginization” efforts.”} Oh the arbitrary hillarity (get it) of associating Obama with bombings (so much fun word-play!) and the spooky “accusations” that he’s secretly a Muslim.

Enough about prejudice, let’s talk about the military- a place where they don’t ask about anything and the only thing they want you to tell is your taste in video games.

Military Recruitment tactics (my new pet crusade) is becoming shameless, just shameless and disgusting. Why, when there are so many other ways to be exploited, do young people still choose the military as their employer?

It’s no secret that us “crazy liberals” hate amongst other things: children, fat people, eagles and the armed forces. So why was the fucking F.B.I. talking about “possible terrorist ties” when a tiny pipe bomb went off in front of an empty recruitment station? I guess because they were being “reasonable and conservative.” Maybe it was because the suspect was “allegedly traveling by bicycle.” That settles it! We all know that environmentalist= terrorist. It had radical college kid/recent grad ALL OVER IT-in fact if you look closely, they left a trail of wheat paste.

To give due attention to the recent John/Jane Doe Bomber and their kind, welcome to my new feature “Liberal Terror.” Consider it homage to Michelle Malkin.

About The Author - Dinelle is an import to New York from the more green, but less hedonistic city of San Francisco. She recently dropped her delusions of "freelance writing" right out of college and got an internship at The Nation. Where she does stuff for them for free (almost). She wants to save the world, but also loves expensive puppies and can't help but feel the two can't be reconciled. - Visit Dinelle's site.