Nobody does Creepy Agenda Pushing Better…
than irrelevant white guys. A strawberry farmer in Idaho vying for Larry Craig’s seat will appear on the ballot as, simply, Pro-Life. The independent formerly known as Marvin Richardson gave his tactic a whirl when he ran (unsuccessfully) for Governor in ‘06. For those of you disillusioned by the voting system, rest assured that nothing gets by Idaho voting officials. Pro-Life had to run as plain ol’Marvin two year ago due to Idaho laws that outlaw slogans on the ballot. Now they have no choice, because Pro-Life has been changed to his only legal name.
Protectors of everything fetus are not all pro-Pro-Life’s tactics. Some old Republican white guy in Idaho (while taking the likelihood of his unwanted pregnancy into full consideration I’m sure) told CBS he’s concerned that voters will think Pro-Life is a position rather than a candidate and get confused, vote for both and disqualify their ballot, thus undermining the crusade of the anti-abortionists. Two things. First, I hope so. Secondly, I want to know what the Pro-Life’s position is. “Up the butt: I promise you can’t get pregnant.” That being said, Larry Craig has come out as being VERY SUPPORTIVE of Pro-Life and all of his positions. He’s just tapping his foot waiting for the two to take a meeting.
Pro-Life says that he plans on running for the highest seat up for grabs every two years. “If I save just one baby’s life it’s worth it.” He advocates murder charges for doctors who perform abortions and for women who have them. If we inspire just one abortion with this article, we consider all the effort more than worth our time. I advocate gag orders and noise disturbance fines on people whose politics stray too far from mine.
Meanwhile, in a race that has garnered a smidge more airtime, Pro-Hope is likely to beat out Anti-Bad.
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It is a child, not a choice. You didn’t pick that rapist, nor did you pick which orifice he used for deposit. Maybe Pro-Life should run in a nation where they stone women to death for getting raped. Something tells me he would need to change his name one more time (first name “Al”).