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Top DNC/Hillary fundraisers are fucking blackmailing exerting pressure on Howard Dean to swing the election for their candidate show more leadership and find a resolution to the Florida and Michigan clusterfuck clusterfuck.
However you view the revote situation, the implication of this “pressure” couldn’t be more clear: “If you want the money to keep coming [...]

Ok, I’m pretty deep in the whole Obamania thing at this point, but I have to admit this video makes me just a little uncomfortable.
 

 
And yes, that is Ugly Betty’s own Eric Mabius under all that beard. I think Obama should get to be president based purely on Mabius’ performance as the creepy, naughty Dean [...]

John McCain has found a way to turn the total failure in Iraq into a positive for his Iraq-victory themed presidential campaign. From Reuters (via TPM):
Republican presidential candidate John McCain said on Friday he fears that al Qaeda or another extremist group might attempt spectacular attacks in Iraq to try to tilt the U.S. election [...]

Two things come to mind when recalling last night’s edition of America’s Next Top Model: bodily orifices and maggots.
If you missed the latest, carnage filled installment of everyone’s favorite thing to watch while waiting for Top Chef and/or Project Runway, just picture those new sexy PETA ads and then imagine the absolute polar opposite.
After nine [...]

Editor’s Note: Pinko is proud to Welcome Margot as our latest contributor. Margot will be writing on the shady pentagon origins of the internet and other high tech conspiracies. Enjoy.
Google “Druid”. The resulting hits order themselves like the scores of a popularity contest rather than an unbiased search through the labyrinthine halls of the [...]

hi loyal readers. im leaving the Pinko house keys entirely to Stirling for a few days, as I’m headed to Vegas for my sisters wedding and to gamble away the $3 that we’ve made on Pinko banner advertising so far. I’ll try to post some if I see anything socially responsible, or if there are [...]

Editor’s Note: After making a string of controversial remarks recently, Geraldine Ferraro has announced in a letter to Hillary Clinton that she is resigning from her campaign finance committee. Pinko has obtained an exclusive copy of this unedited letter.
Dear Hil,
What the fuck did I say? I read your open letter from January when you reminded [...]

So I’m watching the live coverage of Eliot Spitzer being transported through New York with his entourage (MSNBC just said “escorts.” Ooops!) and they are doing an overhead shot of his car, O.J. style. Putting aside the prostitution and the laundering and the violation of the public trust: does the Governor of New York have [...]

We already knew that Fox News was politi-porn for our right wing friends but did you know that Fox News is also like, porn porn too? The hottest babes on all-day-highly-biased-corporate-controlled news are finally available on one scorching vid. That’s right folks the new FOX Attacks!
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