R.I.P. Charlton Heston, 10,000 B.C. - 2008
- It was unclear at press time if the authorities where able to pry the gun out of Mr. Heston’s cold, dead hands.
- Charlton Heston’s death makes John McCain the world’s oldest living batshit-crazy lolpublican
- I have a third one, but seriously, a man is dead. What is wrong with
you peopleme?
Update: Ok, fine. The third one was going to be “Guns Don’t Kill People. Complications from Alzheimer’s does.” Frankly, I don’t find Alzheimer’s very funny. Aren’t you glad that I had the good sense and common decency not to write that?
About The Author - Stirling McLaughlin is an Art Director, Designer and Illustrator in New York City. Stirling enjoys vegan baking, expensive sportswear and mustard and relish sandwiches. Stirling lives in Manhattan with his wife Dawn and daughter Nika. - Visit Stirling's site.
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But now that Jesus is dead Barack Obama will make us all muslims!