Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

I’m back from a few days at the Green Festival in Seattle, which was a nice event and gives me a lot of ground to cover the next few days on some really neat finds. In the meantime, a few random notes for Wednesday:

(1) We just got a fax at my day job at The Nation (not that Pinko is a night job, really, or any kind of job, or anything that will ever pay anyone anything ever) and the fax makes a fairly compelling case that Jews did 9-11 and are about to force all the superdelegates to hijack the election for Hillary Clinton, just like we hijacked the planes and flew them into the Empire State building or whatever. The fax, in 14 tidy pages, argues that “we need a change to break away from Bill and Hillary’s forced compliance to the underworlds pyschopathic mafia monster, Israeli leader Shimon Peres.” That change, of course, is Barack Obama.

The fax calls the conspiracy the “Mossad Monster Network,” and argues that they are about to kill Barack Obama and that they can change votes remotely from anywhere in the world and that they sent hookers to seduce Elliot Spitzer entirely so that the news could come out on the day that Obama won the Mississippi primary, thus depriving him of momentum from the win. We jews are so complicated: did we need to make our Jewish brother Elliot have sex with the hookers just so that we could win the news cycle when we’re going to kill Barack Obama anyway? What drama queens!

It’s the best fax ever…the closing point is one I hadn’t considered: We need to vote for Barack Obama because Israel is using dark skinned sephardic Jewish youth for testing experiments and each one will be given 35,000 times the maximum dose of X-Rays through the head, and Barack Obama can stop that from happening but he can only stop it from happening if we can stop the racist Israeli Mafia Mobster Mengele government from killing him first, brainwashing the superdelegates, then kidnapping all dissenters and putting them in concentration camps because … wait for it … the holocaust was a hoax perpitrated by Jews to gain worldwide sympathy. Yes we can! It’s very confusing since as a Jew I’ve already voted for Hillary Clinton in several states and now I don’t know what to do.

As a sidenote, just including the phrase “9-11 was an inside job” in this blog post pretty much guarantees our best traffic day ever at Pinko.
[UPDATE/UH-OH: As soon as I posted this, Talking Points Memo posted something about Benjamin Netanyahu, the former prime minister of Israel, saying 9-11 was good for Israel in lots of ways! Yikes! (that was Yikes, with a Y people.) Fax not so crazy?]

(2) Is it just me, or in this clip do you feel like John McCain wants something other than tickets to the Country Music Awards from Miley Cyrus?

(3) How did I get on this email list?

About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.