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Incensed over cable networks’ liberal use of administration stooges to rally support for the war in Iraq? Pshaw! Military analysts have nothing on Marc Rudov.

In Rudov’s world (imaginatively titled, in a riff on Bill O’Reilly’s hallowed “No Spin Zone”, the “No Nonsense Territory”) the real evildoers are the “Gynocrats like Hillary Clinton and Man-Hater-in-Chief Joe Biden.” Public support for long and expensive wars is not nearly as important as getting the population excited about the long war that men must declare on women: Men have been “wimpified” and put-upon by females like Hillary Clinton for far too long, and, according to Rudov, must rise up, genitalia in hand, and tamp these ladies out. “Men are Rambo when the topic is Osama Bin Laden, but Bambi when the topic is women. Men need to grow a pair.” True, so true.

“When Barack Obama speaks, men hear, ‘Take off for the future.’ And when Hillary Clinton speaks, men hear, ‘Take out the garbage.” Dead on! Will this man come to my dinner party?

Certainly no self-respecting media outlet would give Rudov (Main headline on his website: (YOU are tolerating her NONSENSE!”) the time of day, right? You can hear Rudov rail against our Gynocracy every Friday on Fox’s Your World With Neil Cavuto and throughout the week if you happen (fingers crossed) to turn on FOX during one of his frequent guest appearances.

To quote one of Rudov’s adoring fans: “Read his latest book. He’s got a great chapter on why women shouldn’t vote or run for public office.”

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