Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

Is it done already? We love April and it’s done! Here are our favorite things that happened in April, or that you may have missed …

* One of our writers wants to “govern” some “neighborhoods” with Newark, NJ mayor Cory Booker, those “neighborhoods” being his pants and very sensitive upper chest. (Also, one of our editors JUST noticed, a month to the day, that we spelled his name wrong and it’s said Corey all month.)
* Another of our fearless bloggers actually really and truly recycles! Doesn’t he know he’s helping the terrorists?
* John McCain called his wife a cunt and a trollop. Nice guy.
* Stirling buys sustainable toys for his baby. awww. Also he caused controversy to the tune of a near-record eight comments when he was the first reporter to break the story that Barack Obama put a plastic cup full of beer in between this woman’s breasts at a campaign stop in Altoona. Damn, Barack!
* Susannah really, really wanted everyone to buy a copy of Under the Clitoral Hood before she wimpifies one more man!

That’s a lot to take, but if you still have a little room left to make a better world in the waning moments of April, there is still time to buy these totes awse reusable sandwich baggies, get a Credo Mobile cellphone, fuck a picnic table, and to tell the Human Rights Campaign to stop supporting war-mongering Republicans.

Well done!

About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.