No Fatties, Please
So the NAAFA people have finally been revealed for the evil geniuses they are. We at last have an answer to that age old question: Are fat people causing global warming? A new report says so. The letter, which ran in The Lancet, claims that fat people consume more (18% more calories than non-fatties), drive more, and push up the cost of food and gas to maintain their fatness. So the poor can’t eat and fuel costs surge. The rising middle class in China and India is creating an epidemic of obesity across Asia, which will put the world’s obese population at 700 million by 2015. The Fat Activist Task Forces have been with us all this time: living, working, and sweating beside us in line at IHOP, plotting our undoing.
There is hope, though! Aside from mandatory Wii Fit sessions, urban planning that promotes walking and cycling will reduce fuel consumption, cut greenhouse gases, and slim down those waddling heifers of our doom.
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All good…but Whitney from ANTM is not fat. It worries me that this picture is connected with this post. Are they both supposed to be a joke?
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Oy vay iz mir! I can just imagine the brainstorming session that helped come up with this gem.
“Ok, what causes global warming… A world obsessed with petroleum? Nah. Fat people? Yeah! They fuck up everything!”