Pinko’s “Sex and The City” EXCLUSIVE.
One of the benefits of working across the street from Rockefeller Center is that I get to see all kinds of cool things on my way to the subway. (Kenan Thompson wears awful pipe leg jeans! Russell Simons has a really fancy car!!) Last night when I left work I found the Sex and The City red carpet had all but taken over 51st street. I was lucky enough to be across the street, standing on the roof of a falafel cart, with a camera in my hand.
See more of our exclusive, SHOCKING, salacious and possibly illegal photos of the back of Cynthia Nixon’s cousin’s head after the jump. Also **SPOILER ALERT.** (We don’t know anything, but those other blogs say things like “SPOILER ALERT.**)
Here are some of the highlights:
1. Sex and The City fans are every bit as crazy as Star Wars fans.
How else can you explain the hundreds (thousands?) of screaming fans that encircled the entire city block. They even came in costume! Seriously, if Carrie Bradshaw was a wookie you would have seen at least 20 women in head-to-toe brown fur and matching Manolo Blahniks.
2. This thing had more security than John McCain during a stroll in a “peaceful” baghdad marketplace.
I couldn’t get within 200 feet of the festivities without risking a full body cavity search. But in all seriousness, Kim Cattrall is the most important woman in the world and she must be protected at all costs.
3. Pinko Magazine doesn’t carry the weight you would think it does.
You are seriously going to let Mario Cantone in but not me? Come on people! Our traffic is up 300% in the last two weeks and I still can’t get a press pass?
If this had been a Tokio Hotel concert you just know that Gustav would have done me a solid and let me slip in backstage. Maybe in the future we’ll have better luck. I guess you’ll just have to keep coming back and tell all of your friends to set us as their homepage or something. Oh well…
You can see more of our exclusive photos here.
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i was all “i see them i see them OMFG” then I realized it was just them on a life-size poster. But the things I’d do to that poster if i weren’t a raging homosexual!
I know, I was going over the photos and I thought, OMG! I totally got all of them and they are TALL! And then I saw it was a poster…
rich women are crazy.
great butt shot of Anonymous Dude in Black (photo #2).
They came to London first. More’s the pity. Nothing like milking a franchise…
or grumping as much as I can.
anonymous dude #2 makes me so hot.
look at his elbow though? what the fuck? is that a goiter? i rescind my attraction i would rather touch up on a cardboard cynthia nixon poster than anonymous dude in black.
I think that IS his elbow. From now on I am just going to take pictures of people from across the street and then make fun of their goiters. Screw bloggin’!
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