I had sex with Ron Paul and Alan Keyes.
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Too bad he mentioned Lyndon LaRouche. Because otherwise, I was almost ready to believe him.
Lyndon LaRouche is a dirty dirty bird. Rawr!
Two things that highlight my naivete.
1) Ibexes, I thought, are mythical in the same way that unicorns are.
2) What is a “lemon party”? Do you bring your own lemons? My friend is going to have a lemon-cello party, where we peel lemons and put them in vodka, like the Italians do. Now I am unsure if I want to attend. Is a lemoncello party just pee party with fancy music?
Damn you, Internet, for destroying my innocence!