Get this guy a fixed gear!

So I kind of thought Barack Obama would look hotter on a bike than this. Is is the crazy mud guard thing? The helmet? He totally hates on that helmet. Still, he looks better than John McCain does on his bike.
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But you know what, if he rolls up to your house like that in the middle of a freezing rainstorm, you know you’re going to get a heaping dose of Hope with your pad thai.
Oh dear god!
Can’t you just pilot a tank or shoot some birds like a REAL man?! At least when John Kerry went wind surfing he didn’t tuck a polo shirt in to his jeans! This is tragic!
BTW, I think the mudguard is actually a copycat, basically a little kids bike that attaches to the seat post. (No child left behind!) So, it’s not all bad news.
That mudguard thing is actually a trailer hitch. I think he’s dragging a child.
I think Barack Obama is hotter than John McCain in any circumstances … but then again, that’s not saying much.
mmmm Hope flavored pad thai.
Personally I applaud the common sense helmet. It stands in contrast to the hard-headed, helmetless policies of the current administration.