John McCain’s Dietary Quirks Become a Campaign Issue

Jun 17th, 2008 | By Stirling | Category: Politics

In the latest ad from MoveOn a terrified mother tells us that a dingo John McCain took her baby, or that he plans to in, like, 100 years. You see, John McCain will be alive in 100 years because John McCain eats babies and takes their life force. Totally true. Google it.

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  1. benwyskida June 18th, 2008 8:40 am

    i hate this ad though, frankly. it’s weird. Better than the John Cusak ad but i hate this ad. im going to BLOG about it later.

  2. Stirling McLaughlin June 18th, 2008 12:13 pm

    Not their best work for sure.

  3. AC June 19th, 2008 3:46 am

    stupidest political ad I’ve ever seen

    hahhahaha

  4. Gridlock September 11th, 2008 1:42 pm

    There is now proof that John McCain eats babies!

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