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First Tiger Woods and now THIS?!

“Even if you never met him, you know this guy,” Rove said, per Christianne Klein. “He’s the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.”

Rove went on to say “If we had our way, we never would have let those Presidential candidates in to the country club in the first place! Who do these Presidential candidates think they are! I swear, next time I see one of those Presidential candidates on my lawn I’m going to shoot first and ask questions later!”

Karl Rove… always classy.

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