[BREAKING] We’re totally dead.

This just in from CNN:

BREAKING NEWS: The FDA has found salmonella bacteria on jalapeno peppers imported from Mexico, sources in the industry tell CNN.

We’ll I’m fucked. You? Exclusive Pinko photos of jalapeno poppers stolen from other, unsuspecting people’s blogs after the jump. The jalapeno poppers from Mexico pictured below may have SALMONELLA OH SHIT.

tainted poppers
yikes
ewww

yummy.

About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.

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3 Responses

  1. The first pic looks like it actually has a hot, creamy salmonella filling.

    Tasty.

  2. is that a hush puppy in the center of that third photo? i love a hush puppy.

  3. for the record, I went to CNN to find out if there was news and images of Barack Obama’s trip to the middle east.

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