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From time to time I share the best of the emails I get in my role at The Nation magazine. This is my favorite in a long time. The email below (Published here on Pinko FOR THE FIRST TIME ANYWHERE OMG) was sent to the three most powerful people in the free world: me, President George Bush, and Television Pundit Alan Colmes, along with several scholars from the New America Foundation and several real actual journalists. The lessons are clear: With Barack Obama in Afghanistan, we need to turn our attention in the war on terror to Spain. Also, don’t wear Versace. Subject head below; full email after the jump. From my (exclusive) in-box:

Date: July 20, 2008 6:58:16 AM EDT
Subject: Osama Bin Laden location revealed Spanish Coast!!!DR. D. james Kennedy + antichrist failed BULGARIAN IMMIGRANT attempt to decieve elect TBN viewers Florida residents, VERSACE = Mark of beast!!!I would like to work with you seriously Apostle Tikwiza MWAF

For the honourable President G.W. Bush

1) Osama Bin laden fakes spanish terrorist retirement after landing in
spain

Jeremiah 24 vs 3 ” CAN ANY HIDE HIMSELF IN SECRET SAYS THE LORD DO I
NOT FILL HEAVEN AND EARTH SAITH THE LORD” Aerial satellite scan per
100 meter of coastal region spain and Holland waterfalls
Suicide bombers unrighteous sacrifice

2)Dr. D.James Kennedy of coral ridge florida preacher is the antichrist
he falsely faked death 5th september 2007 will fake a rise again spirit
able to possess bodies as any other demon spirit travelling around the
world. REORGANISE THE underworld UNDER EARTH UNDER WATER aTTACK
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._James_Kennedy
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._James_Kennedy>
www.oneplace.com/ministries/truths_that_
<http://www.oneplace.com/ministries/truths_that_> transform
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._James_Kennedy
<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._James_Kennedy>
2ND THESSALONIANS 2 VS 3
3) Versace clothing bears mark of the beast mark of condemnation/torment
Rev 13 VS 15
4) Warning from God to white house and all nations supprot israeli
resettlement schemes
5) question spirutality of simon cowell and tom cruise scientology
whether scientology (american) idols and salvation army
manufactures,DISTRIBUTES the mark of the beast to prevent eternal life
by distributing it to church of satan

THE MAN WHO SAW GOD 6 TIMES!!!
Apostle T.P.Mwafulilwa
+260955770626
+26 0978519676
Stanbic bank Lusaka Zambia
Name Apostle Tikwiza Mwafulilwa
bank account number: 0140535602401
swift code SBICZMLX
Alternate numbers
+26 0977303195
+260977946156
+260977772349
+260977786783
+260977579280
Family farm mansion
+26 01 260890
+26 0966784966

Greetings, Dear sir, Honourable Mr.President I have been writing and
phoning your office for 3 years since 1st December 2004.I have wriiten
on revelation from GOD. I have also called several times the White House
these are issues of massive immediate global disastrous proportions and
implications the scales of which humanity has not yet known . I have
need of feedback. Sir the use of this revelation on Bin Laden is to shut
down terrorism as you wish and to bring the Muslim world to knowledge of
truth. The confirmation of this prophecy will prove the authenticity and
need for further verification of the 2 greater threat possibilities of
Dr.D.James Kennedy being the antichrist and all his network to desolate
the earth and your nation as he preaches in Florida and Versace clothing
having the mark of the beast mark of condemnation to the heathen
unbelieving world and its origins?!!
I am now here in Lusaka Zambia. waiting for your response yes if you
find that these are true i am expecting the full amount for the
discovery of the location of Osama Bin laden to be forwarded to my bank
account or if at all anything happens to me i will be putting TBN Paul
and Jenny Crouch as my next if KIN with the MWAfulilwa and Mushinge
family.below are my other details handed over as i hope to work in your
nation in the line of Evangelist Billy Graham relocate from lusaka to
New York. I am looking for your state support until these are
confirmed!!
YES the new song we will be singing at alter calls after JUST AS I AM
(war song) is by matt redman or chris tomlin “Jesus christ i think about
that sacrifice you became nothing poured out to death.Many times i think
about that gift of love and i am in that place once again. Once again i
think about the cross where you died, i am humbled by your mercy and am
broken inside once again i thank you once again i pour out my life

Seriously.

About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.