John McCain wants us to see his wife’s breasts.
We already know that Cindy McCain is a cunt and a trollop. John McCain told us that himself in 1992. But yesterday at a biker rally in South Dakota, McCain suggested that poor beer-baroness Cindy compete for a title even more prestigious than first lady: Miss Buffalo Chip.
McCain felt so comfortable at the event that he even volunteered his wife for the rally’s traditional beauty pageant, an infamously debauched event that’s been known to feature topless women. “I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”
Putting aside the phrase “buffalo chip” for as long as we humanly can, could you imagine if Barack Obama suggested that Michelle take part in a topless (and sometimes bottomless! yikes) competition? I know, I know, we already know from McCain’s ads that Obama likes white women, not Michelle, but still. There would be an uproar. Instead CNN treats it as folksy.
Also how great is it that McCain even needs to spend time campaigning in South Dakota?
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buffalo chip.
I think the word is “titties”.
Bazooms.
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