Highlights from Sturgis (NSFW)

Aug 7th, 2008 | By Stirling | Category: Uncategorized
Buffalo DipsI know I'm a couple of days late, but here at Pinko I don't think we've spent enough time highlighting the important cultural event that was the 2008 Sturgis Motorcyclin' and Wife Beatin' Rally. I was just over at buffalochip.com looking for more info on John McCain's Sturgis Keynote Address, and maybe a few nudie pictures of sunburned middle aged biker-ladies with jail house tattoos. (Luckily for me, I found both!) Anyway, under the heading of "2008 Sturgis Rally Events" we see "John McCain will participate in Tribute to American Veterans and Active Duty Servicemen on Aug. 4" followed a little farther down the page with "Lady Victoria and 3 other professional women wrestlers will conduct twice daily oil wrestling matches." Finally John McCain has found a venue befitting his stature as the GOP nominee. You would think that someone who has been trying to attract Hillary Clinton's supporters under the false pretense that he respects women might want to avoid an event that features a "Pickle Lickin Contest". But what do I know? Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to grab a snack. For some reason I'm suddenly craving pickles.
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  1. mmmm pickles

  2. why isn’t this safe for work John McCain is covering teh boobies.

  3. John McCain isn’t safe for work! he is shipping all our jobs overseas!!!!

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