Papa John’s Pizza Crop Circle
This is just outside Denver, in hopes that people flying in for the Democratic National Convention will look down and think, mmmm Papa John’s. I am one of those people. I will allow this cheap advertising stunt to wash over me like so much garlic sauce, and purchase an extra large chicken alfredo spinach tomato pie immediately upon landing.
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So you’ll be at the Convention? … Cool, I got a press credential … hope to see you there!!
I love their oh-so-synthetic garlic dipping sauce. It’s the perfect sauce for democracy: fatty, synthetic, and perfectly satisfying for as long as you remain ignorant about what’s in it and how it’s made.
oh god i live and die for that sauce. when i drink too much i try and order online at night but its too late and they wont bring me secret spinach alfredo chicken tomato.
Better ingredients make better democracy.
Just sayin’…
is papa john a democrat?