It’s never too early …
… to remind you that if for some reason you aren’t registered to vote, or if you MOVED and you need to change your registration that you should get it done. Just click here and do it!
As for deadlines, New York is October 10th; Maryland is October 14th; Pennsylvania is October 6th; Illinois is October 7th and California is October 20th. Those are the most-Pinko-reader states! The full list is here. Please don’t be the “oh shit I meant to but I just forgot” person on election night when, by one vote, John McCain and Cindy Botox Budwieser Stepford McCain step out to declare victory! Pinko is planning an all-out effort where people can anonymously out and then humiliate their non-voting friends, so get to it!If you’re lucky you can be featured in our sizzling NSFW hot people vote feature.
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WE ARE NOT JOKING PEOPLE! We will straight “To Catch a Predator” your ass! Vote and avoid the embarrassment.
If you’re not going to vote … then AT LEAST try to overthrow the government.
And if you happen to live abroad (I’ve heard there is a significant internationally based pinko fanbase) it’s definitely not to late to register. Go to http://www.votefromabroad.org, fill out the form, and post/fax it in to the address they give you for your district. Any US citizen can do it, even those who have never lived in the country.
ha ha “To catch a lapsed voter” i LOVE it.