Question of the day.

How many houses do you own?

Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) said in an interview Wednesday that he was uncertain how many houses he and his wife, Cindy, own. “I think — I’ll have my staff get to you,” McCain told Politico in Las Cruces, N.M. “It’s condominiums where — I’ll have them get to you.”

Jesus fuck! Ugh. I am salivating over the ads you could run with this. Ugh. Also whoever texted me at 4:20AM to say that Cheech Marin was Barack Obama’s running mate please stop.

Update: Barack Obama responds with this dull, toothless attack ad. Just kidding. It’s actually pretty brutal.

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12 Responses

  1. I own zero houses.

  2. i actually own -3.2 houses at this point. It’s that bad.

  3. oh shit Obama has an ad up already! im going to watch this ad ALL DAY LONG over and over i might touch on myself while watching it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpmFd25tRqo

  4. This is what I’ve been waiting for! I guess the rope-a-dope theory is actually panning out!

    From Obama himself this morning:

    “Now think about that — I guess if you think that being rich means you gotta make five million dollars, and if you don’t know how many houses you have, then it’s not surprising that you might think the economy is fundamentally strong,” he continued. “But if you’re like me and you’ve got one house — or you were like the millions of people who are struggling right now to keep up with their mortgage so that they don’t lose their home — you might have a different perspective. …

  5. McCain can easily combat this with a little Joe-Mentum.

  6. i think its great that we could get somebody into office that knows soooo much about real estate, omg he’s like the next donald trump.

  7. i hope he picks Romney — Romney owns 6 houses i think.

  8. According to this video, here are some of John McCain’s homes:

    (1) A condo in Arlington, VA — okay, he’s a US Senator
    (2) A condo in Phoenix — okay, he represents that state
    (3) A vacation home in Sedona, AZ — okay, he is rich

    BUT THEN … he has 2 vacation condos in Coronado and 1 vacation condo in La Jolla. Not only are these both in California, but they’re BOTH in SAN DIEGO COUNTY!!! Dude, why do you need 3 different vacation homes in the same county in the same state?????????????

    For the record, I own one condo — but it’s in a sketchy neighborhood. And I live there. And my 4-year-old nephew suddenly made me feel like shit when he said, “Uncle Paul, your bed is in the kitchen.” Yeah, it’s a studio apartment.

  9. Debrevis de la Fontes

    Does my car count as a home because I live in it? I mean, I get wifi when I park in the right neighborhood…

  10. The car counts if you actually own it outright.

  11. It gets better: the McCains owe back taxes on their La Jolla property. I guess it’s hard to keep track of your expenses when you’re so rich.

  12. Debrevis de la Fontes

    You can OWN cars?

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