Pinko, live from Denver.

TO: Ben

FR: Stirling, Pinko Staff, Loyal Pinko Readers 

RE: Goals for 2008 Pinko Democratic National Convention Coverage 

Saturday August 23, 2008

Dear Ben,

We know you will be in Denver all week, and that you will be there with a press credential and everything. Pinko has come so far! Although it may be hard for you to post, this is a big opportunity for Pinko readers to get an exclusive front row seat to Boyztown Denver’s only gay strip club history in the making. Don’t tip with quarters let us down! 

Please update us throughout the week with

* Thoughtful essays on the Salon and Rock the Vote parties Democratic Party platform. Will there be mini-crabcakes health care for all? mmm mini-crabcakes

* Photos of liberal luminaries like Ludacris Howard Dean, Scarlett Johannsen Caroline Kennedy and Phil Donahue Mario Cuomo, if you see them around. 

* Stories about Boyztown the many cultural attractions in Denver. 

* A first hand account of Barack Obama’s historic speech. Seriously Ben if you’re still at Boyztown during the speech you’re so fired. 

We’re not posting bail counting on you. 

Stirling, The Pinko Staff, and Loyal Pinko Readers

[Seriously: Posts may come fast and furious or few and far between, but I’ll be bringing you some coverage you won’t find anywhere else. Tell me what you want me to report on in the comments section and I’ll try to make it happen!} 

About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.

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  1. I’m Stirling McLaughlin and I approved this fictional email message.

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