Dear John McCain,
In your latest campaign ad you claim that you are the original Maverick. What kind of bullshit is that?
Maverick my chapped old-man ass! Ask anyone and they’ll tell you. I was the original Maverick! I’ve was a Maverick back when you where just another asshole in danger of failing out of Annapolis! [...]
We already know that Cindy McCain is a cunt and a trollop. John McCain told us that himself in 1992. But yesterday at a biker rally in South Dakota, McCain suggested that poor beer-baroness Cindy compete for a title even more prestigious than first lady: Miss Buffalo Chip.
McCain felt so comfortable at the event that [...]
This is a quick and completely New York-centric post, but a coalition of groups have a petition going to halt another impending fare hike on MTA. I’m always someone who is happy to pay for transit, but the latest fare hike strikes me as desperation and no solution.
Also I ride the 4/5 train to work [...]
I’m back from a week on the magnificent shores of Ocean City, Maryland where a mother-fucking SHARK washed up ten blocks away from my house. Hide the kids! This is the DAY of the show y’all. Amazing. And while I did miss out on the shocking Montauk monster and the Great Riptide Panic of [...]
It isn’t every day that you see someone you know grace the pages of perezhilton.com. But pinko poster and fellow Hampshire alum Wilder has just sent me a link to a story about our old classmate Caroline Murphy and her lady friend fiancée actress Heather Matarazzo. (Whoohoo!)
I haven’t talked to Caroline in a long time. [...]
If you’ve always wanted to recite political speeches in front of a live audience, karaoke style, but you are loathe to spend an entire year’s salary of worthless US dollars to buy a plane ticket to Europe, then have we got a treat for you! Video artist Diana Arce’s “Politaoke” is now coming to 16 [...]
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