A time for Action! Sexy Vice Presidential Action!

According to an intelligence report being prepared for the next president, US dominance will decline in “political, economic and arguably, cultural arenas.” (Did we ever have dominance in cultural areas?) This is assuming, of course, the world isn’t swallowed by a black hole, destroyed by nuclear warfare in the Middle East, or reclaimed by God.

Isn’t this a time for a real hero to be in the White House…one with a sexy action figure to prove it?

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  1. Debrevis de la Fontes

    A subatomic black hole will not suck up the world. It will evaporate almost as quickly as it was created. And, even Stephen Hawkings, who’d likely win a Nobel Prize if black holes were created, says that outcome is highly unlikely. And if you don’t take Stephen’s word for it, you probably shouldn’t believe in black holes enough to be afraid of them anyway. You know, just FYI. Since we like spreading truth and all.

  2. Indeed, I also don’t think that there will be nuclear war in the Middle East or that the Rapture is coming. Or that Palin is anyone’s hero or should be allowed near the White House. But God forbid any of these things should come to pass…I’d prefer it were the black hole thing. Sadly, that’s the one with the lowest odds.

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