Top Ten Reasons to Attack Spain
So either John McCain has some early onset or Spain has joined our enemies list and possibly a new axis of evil. (Eat it Belgium!) Assuming the original maverick is totally lucid here, let’s take a minute to review John McCain’s top ten reasons for attacking Spain:
10. 1992 Summer Games: WORST. OLYMPICS. EVER.
9. Tapas.
8. Spanish Government banned illegal downloads of Cindy’s favorite album, Global House Diva, Volume 2: Live in Ibiza.
7. Immigrants flooding Texas and New Mexico. Can’t they manage their own border?
6. I WAS A POW ILL ATTACK WHO I WANT. INCOMING.
5. Compañero de cuarto de papa, the Spanish version of Daddy’s Roommate, rocketed to #4 on Spanish Amazon.
4. Sarah Palin saw it from the window of her plane to Kuwait and she just didn’t like what she saw.
3. “You rhyme the name of your country with my last name I’ll fuck you up.”
2. Pesky rule requiring America to defend the territorial integrity of fellow NATO allies elitist, sexist.
1. That trollop Penelope Cruz.
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11. Spanish Paella is a shitty imitation of American KFC Famous Bowls.
MCCAIN/PALIN 08!
“Si Se Pueda”? More like NO Se Pue…DUH!
I know McCain’s old but he does know that the Spanish American War is over, right?
Generalissimo Francisco Franco still dead, despite tearful requests from Cheney.
http://theenlighteneddespot.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/the-last-word-on-the-troopergate-emails/
Let’s face it, Feliz Navidad is pretty fucking annoying.
English only!!
All them illegal immigrants, what language do they speak? SPANISH, that’s right.
This list is awesome!!!
Just like policy questions, the Spanish fly is also sexist.
The Zapateros must be stopped!
man, i love tappas!
11. Country that inspired ‘The Sun Also Rises’, the bane of AP English students everywhere. I don’t care how subtextual your “bull fights” are.
Plain to end the reign is Spain?
The rain in Spain falls mostly on the plain.
One Word: Beverly Hills Chihuahua!
12. Spain wouldn’t let Palin bring her helicopter to a bull fight.
PALIN/MCCAIN ‘08!
Shit. MCCAIN/PALIN ‘08!
He still recalls, as a boy, when Spain sank the USS Maine.
11. They’re “cut-and-runners.” Just look at the Inquisition.
Shaun,
You are So Right
Shit is Palin/McCain ticket.
11. “I could give you my word as a Spaniard.” “No good, I’ve known too many Spaniards.” (credits to The Princess Bride).
Making “chinky eyes” for the Men’s basketball Olympics team.
If you play Tom Jones’ “Spanish eyes” backwards it sounds like it says “Keating five!”
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stirling you totally look like a backstreet boy in your picture.
D.M. 7 - Depend which illegal immigrants you are talking about. If you ask in Iraq you will notice that most of illegal immigrants speak english… lol
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