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We know we know: The ploy John McCain announced minutes ago to suspend his campaign (and postpone Friday’s debate) is a gambit that signals a campaign in deep trouble. OMG what if it shows real leadership and it works omg. But McCain was a POW! So his judgement is sound. Therefore we’re following his lead. Just minutes ago, from Pinko:  

Effective immediately Ben will suspend working for the duration of the week and possibly until the financial crisis ends. He will deal with it in the same courageous way he faces most problems: By enjoying a refreshing tanqueray and tonic. Stirling too has decided that for the good of America, he will suspend any effort at completing a work day. Henceforth additionally and forthwith Stirling will also suspend the payment of all bills, loans and debts, and is giving up on his veganism because the sale of Breyer’s Ice Cream is just too important to the economy. 

(Honestly If I were Obama I would call his bluff and go to DC for two days but only if McCain can get one of his silly town hall meetings, Friday night, about the economy.)

(Note: Updated with a link in case you didn’t hear about McCain’s dimentia proposal earlier.)

About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.