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So I’m sitting here watching the latest Palin CBS news interview clip and I’m just going to shoot myself in the goddamn face and end it all. Also I’m trying to figure out where to watch the cocksucking debate tomorrow and if there will even be one because John McCain is having a mild stroke maybe? saving the economy. Anyway if you’re confused here’s what we DO know:

McCain wants to cancel the debate.Obama said no. Obama is going to go to the debate place at 9PM tomorrow and if McCain isn’t there than he’s just going to do a town hall meeting, and that’s fine. So there will be something to watch. What else have we learned today? Some jews are awesome; some totally suck. Wanda Sykes is amazing. Also LiLo is officially a lesbian and the New York Police tasered a naked mentally disabled person and he died, but maybe they were just keeping me safe? And we’re in a depression.

[This is a post where I would again use that creepy photo I found illustrating the concept of "head up your ass" but Stirling told me it's too gross and won't let me.]

[Also, Katie Couric: "How does this proximity to Russia increase your foreign policy expertise?" Sarah Palin  "yes it does."]

Updated: Stirling here. Well, It looks like the plan is already more or less done. It’s a shame John McCain didn’t get to D.C. in time to derail the process.

From NYT “Lawmakers Agree on Outline of Bailout“:

It was unclear if a final draft would be ready by 3:55 p.m. when Congressional leaders are scheduled to meet at the White House with President Bush and the two presidential candidates, Senator John McCain, Republican of Arizona, and Senator Barack Obama, Democrat of Illinois.

About The Author - Ben Wyskida is a writer, activist, conscientious hedonist and political communications strategist living in Brooklyn. - Visit Ben's site.