The VP Debate: Sarah Palin and the War on Punctuation.
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The Vice Presidential debate is now officially over and also here are some of my initial reactions also.
• Sarah palin has never met a run-on sentence she didn’t like. It’s called a comma Sarah. Look in to it.
• Sarah Palin said that John McCain knows how to win a war. Ben wants to know, and I quote, “What cocksucking war is she talking about?!” Seriously. What war is she talking about? Vietnam? Did John McCain know how to win the war in Vietnam but didn’t tell anybody? That’s not the kind of information you want to sit on.
• Joe Biden’s dad had a lot of sayings. His grandmother too.
• I’m not sure, but I think when Joe Biden talked about losing his wife, and almost losing his children, Sarah Palin smirked. At the very least she didn’t acknowledge him or his loss. Tacky…
• The word “also” is now dead. It’s all used up. Sarah Palin has officially used up all of the alsos.
What did you think? Let us know in the comments below.
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The pundit’s responses appear to be mixed. Some people think Sarah Palin shit the bed. Others think she shit it then set it on fire.
Rambo knows how to win wars.
PALIN ‘09
I don’t understand…is “shitting the bed” a good thing? I don’t have cable, so I’m not up on the phrases of the day.
Also, she will totally make the subcontinental shelf pay for it’s own rape kit.
Shuan,
“Shitting the bed” as in taking a shit in ones bed. If you are shitting the bed, you are making a big mistake. That is not what beds are for.
Well gosh-darnit, you’re darn-tootin we’re gonna give those average American taxpayers a big ole break! I’m talkin about Wasilla Main Street here, and the American people want a straight-talker, dontchaknow!
I could fucking puke. Has anyone noticed that she always uses lame strategist speak to define herself? Wasn’t it Mark Penn who said hockey moms would be the people who decide this election? Did any of her kids even play hockey?
Her son played hockey, and she built Wassilla a lovely sports complex for him to play it in.
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Is hockey even still popular in this country? What about the MMA moms?
Shaun>> Which proves Alaska needs to be sold to Canada for $1.03. We’ll be ripping THEM off.
I always opt for “too” or a preemptive “as well” before I ever stoop to “also” also. She should have named one of her kids Also. Also Palin.
I wish, in response to her crowing about “cutting taxes” in AK, Biden had pointed out that such was easy, since AK has been sucking on the Big Oil tit for quite some time now.
Is Sarah going to share those goodies with the “lower 48″ so she can cut our taxes too?