Pinko Magazine Hedonism + Activism

I know that that many of us grew up without attention spans and are preoccupied with the triumph of the global Jewish conspiracy financial crisis, so I thought we should have a rundown of some of the other news no one is paying attention to:

* a powerful Congolese warlord has declared his intent for a full-scale resumption of hositlities in the Democratic Republic of Congo. This conflict has already killed over 4 million people.
* Remember Darfur? It’s still there.
*Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accepted the right of Israel to exist
* Russia and Venezuela are working very hard to start a new Cold War
* Fascists  are coming back into power in Austria.
* Bees are still disappearing and unlike Henry Paulson’s retirement plan the financial crisis, it could mean the end of the world with four years, and less honey before then. no joke. less honey. and we’re all gonna die.

sorry this is so depressing.

here’s a cheery one:

* we are one step closer to taking day trips to the moon

and lastly, because, I suppose the campaign does matter:
* McCain has the nerve, after picking Sarah Palin for VP, to ask gay people to give him foot-rubs support

About The Author - I was a librarian and now I write books. I used to write about children and now I am writing about Jews. I'm also working on an NGO that helps connect children to each other across cultural, geographic, political, religious, and military divides. - Visit Charles's site.