My next job application, as formatted by Gwen Ifill and answered by Sarah Palin.
Please tell me about your social security number:
It has 8 numbers, the numbers never changed, as long as I have been in jobs, I have never wavered on my numbers.
Please tell me about your past jobs:
I had some. Ones where I had to do things. I will not tell you what those things are, but I can tell you that I did a lot of them, and it has prepared me for this job specifically.
Please tell me about your education:
I have some. Education is important. All teachers go to heaven.
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So did you get the job?