The Rabid Tricks of Republicans in Wisconsin
Editors Note: This is the first in a serious of dispatches from brave Pinko readers and contributors who are out campaigning in the days leading up to November 4th. Jenn is in Wisconsin and we love her!
Well everybody, I was supposed to start posting my dispatches from the cool, cheesy, swinging state of Wisconsin last Thursday. However, I encountered a slight setback: while riding my bicycle, I was attacked by a German Shepard. A REPUBLICAN German Shepard.
Now that McCain is redirecting his Michigan resources here, we’ve seen the Republicans send out fake absentee ballots, steal Obama lawn signs, and run non-stop ads accusing Obama of infanticide. But sending an unvaccinated dog after a full-time Obama campaign volunteer? That’s just low. It’s low even for a dog named Maverick.
note: The dog is actually named Grizzly and owned by Jehovah’s Witnesses who by faith do not participate in politics. They also apparently do not participate in modern canine vaccinations or reality in general. The bastard bit right through my jeans. We’re waiting for the results of the quarantine to see if I will have to start rabies shots. Otherwise, for those who care, I’m sore but fine. More soon.
About The Author - PinkoJenn is on the ground in Wisconsin reporting for Pinko on the Obama campaign and her experience as a volunteer - Visit Jenn's site.
YIKES!! For a more cheerful take on how things are going in Wisconsin, read my little update from the bowels of the Obama campaign’s statewide HQ in Madison: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paul-hogarth/obamas-wisconsin-campaign_b_132641.html
Jesus Paul! Why don’t you just give their German Shepards a freakin’ map!
Quick lock your doors! Here they come!!
yes but how is the CHEESE!