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Sen. Obama is planning to use some of his huge wads of cash to buy 30 minute chunks of primetime television on October 29th to address the American people directly. Many warily speculate that this will be much like Ross Perot’s 1992 TV addresses (embedded below!) where he freaks everyone out but no fear … Obama’s reality show is here. PinkoKate and TeamPink had a few ideas on how Barack can use the time:

WHO IS THE REAL BARACK OBAMA? A reality show where 10 undecided voters are put in a house. Their every move and racist remark videotaped. Every episode, Sen. Obama presents them with challenges. Tune in to see a cross-section of America try to find the facts in a Palin speech, look up McCain’s Legislative history, READ the news, follow world events, and many many more. Who will hook up with Joe Six Pack? Who will be the last voter left undecided? Who gives two shits about Ayers? Trishelle from Real World Las Vegas WILL get pregnant, then go to Alaska and be denied her right to choose.

JUST LIVE STREAM AL JAZEERA. It’s basically what the McCain campaign is saying, right?

O’BAMA’S, a zany sitcom pilot starring Barack Obama and Bill Ayers as a former Senator and a one-time domestic terrorist who open an Irish Pub in a working class South Chicago neighborhood. Delta Burke co-stars as “Tammy,” the saucy, white-working class former Hilary supporter cocktail waitress. Tim Daly of Wings and ex-Chicago Bears star Alex Karras as “bar regulars.” Loretta Devine guests as Michelle Obama.

THE ANNIVERSARY. Last Friday was Barack and Michelle Obama’s 16th wedding anniversary. There has to be a tape out there somewhere … you know a tape? With stuff showing? Anyone? The phrase “Exposed! Barack and Michelle Obama Sex Tape” has to boost web traffic some, right? Ron Paul viagra Paris Hilton Ron Paul super slut enlarge your penis?

BAILATHON! Scott Baio hosts. Red Sox right fielder Jason Bay auctions a bat. Old Bay sponsors.

MCCAINGEROUS! Rerun John McCain’s notorious “green screen” speech from May and let the man bury himself.

OPRAH. This is her moment right?

Your ideas? If you were Barack Obama how would you use a half hour of network television? Musical guests? Tina Fey? A nipple slip? If it were me (this is Ben) I would re-run Obama’s convention video for 10 minutes, then take 20 minutes of questions. Maybe a little of that Yes We Can video. Thoughts for your Obamamercial? After the jump, Ross Perot’s brilliant 1992 infomercial.

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