Six degrees of Barack Obama is a terrorist.
Since John McCain may go on the attack in the debate tonight, we wanted to make sure everyone understood his logic and could clearly follow his line of reasoning. The first thing to know is this: Kevin Bacon starred in Sleepers. Did you SEE Sleepers? If you saw it you know the truth, that Kevin Bacon is an unrepentant domestic terrorist. Ergo:
Who is Barack Obama? An unrepentant domestic terrorist.
McCain’s logic applies to other topical issues as well:
Sadly all good logic works both ways:
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Obama > Has feet > Kevin bacon starred in Footloose!
Barack Obama is black > Denzel Washington is black > Denzel Washington was in Philadelphia > Kevin Bacon is FROM Philadelphia
nooooo!
Obama > Muslim > Kevin Bacon in Apollo 13
THINK ABOUT IT.
Obama > effete > Queens Logic starring Kevin Bacon.
Obama … black … Robin Roberts … Good Morning America … Kevin Bacon was a GUEST.
Ummh … why did your “shrinking family budgets” photo have to include a family praying?
— From a Concerned Godless Atheist Pinko
Because Godless Atheist Pinkos don’t drive.
brilliant.
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